Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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