we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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