Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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