Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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