Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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