it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize
