It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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