the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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