We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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