i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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