They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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