Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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