So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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