Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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