He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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