Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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