they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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