that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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