he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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