It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
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She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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