what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize