I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm like, not good at living.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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