just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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