Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
it's like iHOP with fire
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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