Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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