Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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