We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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