have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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