Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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