Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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