The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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