the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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