How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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