Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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