Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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