Dual....:-)
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
