it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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