D3 body, D1 cock
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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