Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
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If you die in college, do you die in real life?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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