I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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