is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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