Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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