IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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