with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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