The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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