Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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