I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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