her vagine was all disorganized.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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