should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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