During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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