All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I accidentally burped into my bong.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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