turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
that may or may not have been my penis.
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