We named our party play list daddy issues
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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