You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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