We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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