He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You coming home soon, man?
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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