ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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