Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
