Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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