Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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